Jan
24
2006
Shed those holiday pounds
So you resolved to lose all the weight you packed on over the holidays. Now it’s almost February, and you’re still fat. What’s an average American to do?
I suggest you try the internet451 diet.
What does one do if you’ve lost weight over the holiday period?
Vone Sinhg Must Ve Zed.
It’s against The Lord to be Fat.
I must be very religious then. That’s no good.
If you’ve lost too much weight, I’d recommend the Luther.