January 24, 2006

Shed those holiday pounds

Filed under: Culture — Legba @ 1:34 pm

diet.jpgSo you resolved to lose all the weight you packed on over the holidays. Now it’s almost February, and you’re still fat. What’s an average American to do?

I suggest you try the internet451 diet.

Guaranteed weight loss!

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4 Comments »

  1. What does one do if you’ve lost weight over the holiday period?

    Comment by notaw — January 25, 2006 @ 11:48 am

  2. Vone Sinhg Must Ve Zed.

    It’s against The Lord to be Fat.

    Comment by trooper451 — January 25, 2006 @ 10:25 pm

  3. I must be very religious then. That’s no good.

    Comment by notaw — January 26, 2006 @ 2:43 am

  4. If you’ve lost too much weight, I’d recommend the Luther.

    Comment by legba — January 26, 2006 @ 6:23 am

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